Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
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