did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
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