some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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