I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
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You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
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it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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