Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
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nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
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Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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