I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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