I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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