So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
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