I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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