i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
