Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
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Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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