Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
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