So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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