she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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