How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
i now understand why vodka
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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