Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
be right there i have to get my cape
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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