no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I'm like, not good at living.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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