You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
Randomize
