He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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