I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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