am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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