we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
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