Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
