ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
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dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
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Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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