I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
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I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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