My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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