it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
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