yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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