the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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