Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
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