Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
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Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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