How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
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