its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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