Ambien. No doubt about it.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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