I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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