After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
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You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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