You're so nebulous sometimes
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
