Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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