So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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