My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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