My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
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Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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