Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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