So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
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Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize