My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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