dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
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Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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