i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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