Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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