Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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