TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
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She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
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he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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