3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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