I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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