Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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