Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
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i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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